The Lord looked down on earth, His garden. His eyes scanned back and forth. Then, He pointed and said, “There. That one is ready.”
“Lord,” said the angel, “that’s parched dirt. Nothing much has grown there for years. Maybe, You should check out the Midwestern spuds. Plenty of water there. ”
“No,” said the Lord,” this is the spud of my eye. When I planted him, I poured some great spiritual genetics into the little tater. And now, he’s ready.”
The angel shrugged and took off. Within nano-seconds, he landed next to the vine which the Lord had pointed out and dug with his hands into the dry soil. He pulled out a medium-sized potato and held it up. It was not much to look out, sort of scrawny and dirty.
“Well, little potato, this is your day,” said the angel. The potato, being all eyes, did not say anything. He just listened.
Then, the angel took the potato through a cleansing process. He was washed and scrubbed. Damaged parts and bad eyes were clipped off. When it was over, the potato said, “The Lord loves me and I love Him. I am the spud of His eye. I am so happy.”
Next, the hand of the Lord lifted the potato up and shoved him into an oven. The heat was turned up to 350 degrees.
The little potato was afraid; it was dark and hot in there. Very hot. “Lord, what are you doing to me?” cried the potato.
“Trust Me,” said the Lord in a gentle voice. Then He added, “You are the spud of My eye.”
The potato rolled over to the door and banged against it. “Lord, Lord,” screamed the potato, “I am dying in here. Let me out.”
The Lord smiled. “Yes, I know you’re dying. That’s My plan for you.” Then again, He added, “Your are the spud of My eye.”
After a while, the potato quit banging on the door and crying out. He resigned himself to the process. His resignation did not make the experience any less painless, but it allowed him to focus better.
The door finally opened. A hand reached in, lifted the potato out and set him on a kitchen table. What a relief, thought the potato. Now, I’m ready to be what I’ve always been called to be.
Zzzt! A knife slit the potato and removed his flesh from the skins. The particles fell into a white mixing bowl.
Grrrr! A electric mixer mashed the potato flesh inside the mixing bowl.
“Lord, why are You doing this to me? Don’t You love me?”
“Yes, I love you. I do this to every potato who loves me with all his heart like you do. Your flesh is just being smoothed out a little,” said the Lord. Then, He added, “You are the spud of My eye.”
What next, wondered the potato.
Milk , butter and seasonings were added. Then, more mixing. A lot more mixing.
The mixer stopped. The Lord inspected the little potato. “He’s ready.”
The potato sighed. “It’s over. The process is over,” whispered the potato. “It was bad, really bad, but somehow, I survived. Now, it’s time for me to be what I have been called to be. Yea!”
Thwop! Thwop! The potato’s flesh was spooned back into his skins and shoved into the oven. The heat was turned up.
This time the little potato kept quiet. He knew that it was useless to complain. Everything was out of his control and in the hands of the Lord. How long it took before he was ready, he did not know nor did he care. After all, he was the spud of the Lord’s eye. That was enough for him.
Twice baked potato, sort of reminds a person of how an apostle is readied for his ministry, right?